I just know... :) goodntight
Whoops, meant "goodnight", but the other is true too.
this is two weekends in a row I've been the pantsless girl at the party. I love my social life.
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I cannot for the life of me remember why I am holding this rabbit.
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
You know just sitting here carrying on a conversation with a 5 yr old about why there is puke at the landing of the staircase
So my mom and I were talking about what I should get you for christmas. She made it clear I cannot get christmas lingerie.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
id say I'm a pretty good fuck buddy, i didn't even booty call him on his girlfriends birthday
you did that thing you do when youre drunk where you rant about bruce springsteen, start hooking up with someone and then pass out midway through
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
How high were you when you left that message, cause you made honest-to-God, credible seal noises.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Note to self: make sure the door is locked before the handcuffs go on.
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