We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
dude, the summer is killing me. i just woke up cause my balls were stuck to HER leg!
And then I watched some old guy get arrested for meeting some other old guy for a blow job. It was epic.
I fuked that chick last night and she kept saying, "oh...oh....oh", like Bill Lumberg
so what did you do?
I did the mash I did the monster mash It was a graveyard smash!
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
Haha, maybe if he wasn't dressed up like Kimmy Gibler he could give her the D
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
Because you touch yourself at night.
...What time of day am I supposed to do it?
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
Ah you cut my boxers off with scissors, we're way past introductions
I'm with the cops, Trish's gay husband stabbed himself and is framing her for attempt of murder and I'm dressed 4 the club I'm wearing leather pants leather jacket leather boots and black club top. Embarrassed
It may be a corded vibrator from the 90s but it gets the job DONE
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