And my awkwardness continues. I felt the need to send him a text that said roar. I did it.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
Everytime I cough, my tampon falls out a little bit. Does this mean I'm loose?
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
He seriously just asked the doctor if taking the medicine for chlamydia was going to cut into his drinking time. Never let it be said that he is not dedicated.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I think their strategy was based on people bein at a beach, seein a rainbow, and havin an orgasm at the same time.
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Idk. Each time I ask him about double teaming a woman with Dennis Rodman he just giggles. We will never know what to believe.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
We still on for coffee?
Cream and sugar. Deliver to planned parenthood in 45.
2 girls slept in my bed with me. 3 more girls slept on a mattress on my floor. The furthest I got was cuddling. Here's my man card.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
I wish my nipples were as well behaved as yours.
Randomize
