Just heard the garage door open and I immediately sprinted to the laptop to erase history, even though I haven't watched porn today...I believe Pavlov now.
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I dont think he stole the pillow. I mean if he wanted a souvenir, my thong was on the nightstand.
He has to watch his girlfriends kitten. Even when she is in Vegas, her pussy keeps him from getting into mine.
According to the red cross, I'm not suppose to do anything strenuous for the next 24 hours. That means you're on top.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I am in a hotel room with 10 people. John is in bed eating an industrial sized pan of mashed potatoes. I think a non insignificant number of people saw my nipples.
Also I stopped in the middle of the road and put my hazards on because BUNNIES WERE PLAYING
I feel like Jeremy snapchattong while we're fucking is a perfect example of our generation..
I know the wedding is going to be a good time, I don't have to wear a bra with my dress
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
His eyefucking isn't even normal eyefucking; it's eye anal.
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