is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
quadriplegic porn is always funny
no. no its not
She offered to make me a fruit roll up salad for breakfast...I'm not sure if that's the coolest or weirdest thing ever...
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just wanted to remind you that you literally cut the underwear off a man.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
I just hit myself in the face while taking off my shirt. I could never be a stripper.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
Aside from having sex with a rando in a toga on george's couch i think taking plan b in the library is the most hashtag college thing i've ever done
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
If I got paid for every bad decision I've made I would be one rich bitch by now
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
I had sex with him in the back of my car in a duck onesie. I'm worth something dammit.
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
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