Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I actually kind of like the booze poos. It's like a colon cleanse. I feel skinnier.
You burnt your salmon and tried to mail it. Post marked to: Starving Kid in Africa
We don't have a ruler. Come downstairs and lay in the snow with a boner so we can see how much snow we've gotten. Put your 8 inches to a less shameful use.
she vomitted in her champagne, said "fuck it, it's new years", and continued drinking.
You came on the chandelier from the first floor.. Of course were allowed back
I asked him why he was eating an entire can of refried beans, the only answer I got was "revenge"
The funny part was that the cop pulled us over cause the park was closed, not because I had just come up from giving the guy a blowjob when the cop drove by.
I suppose we should both be prepared for the secret service to come visit us after this conversation. Hi NSA.
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
How will you ever teach your dogs to pee outside when the biggest puddle on your bedroom carpet is from you?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Wanna guess where my charger was last night.....in my cooler with my beer. I put it in there because I knew I would never forget my beer.
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