just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
How would you go about getting a hold of the country star that you slept with and are now potentially pregnant with their baby...?
myspace Music?
Just barfed in my hand. Needless to say, this day is off to a great start
Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
Never again. Her vagina looked like a sad old man.
When we do our power hour over Skype I'm just going to sit on the toilet so that way I won't have to get up in the middle of it and miss any shots
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
I have drunkenly angered a family of raccoons. Please send help immediately.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
A black cat walked my drunken ass home last night and made sure I made it back into the apartment safe. Sat with me for 30 minutes as I struggled to unlock the door. Guardian angel or drunken hallucinations?
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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