I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
vagina is talking i cant
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I have got to stop getting laid on my lunch breaks. I AM SO HUNGRY RIGHT NOW.
That feels better than graduating college or that time I tried to ride a llama. Did you know they really spit?
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
The guy I blew last night was pierced in multiple places. I had to use extra caution to avoid my temporary filling.
He's hot, you can get laid, and you may get free drugs. It's the trifecta of banging a drug dealer
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
ps why does my dog smell like popcorn and a dryer sheet..?
This town reeks of teen pregnancy.
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