Of course we end up in a gay bar... And I have to tell you there are some hot dudes here, should I pass around your Facebook?
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
Woke up with pink eye in both my eyes. That's how the threesome went
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
and now there are teeth marks on my dick.
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
And the best part is I don't remember putting the condom in my pocket! Angels officially exist
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
Dude, don't put me in a suit and feed me liquor; I'll never go home.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
I think I broke my dick but 10/10 would definitely do it again.
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