with your own penis?
i'm pissing behind 7/11. if you guys leave... i'll think it's funny too
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
you were going around the whole club telling people to smell ur purse
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
i thought to myself 'what a productive day'. then i realized all ive done is one load of laundry and shaved my balls.
My sheets, bed, and bathroom are covered in blood. She needed 14 stitches after a trip to ER. This is the last white girl I ever hookup with.
His hands were made for my vagina.
Ended the weekend putting away 30 nuggets. Training for 100.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
I got snowed in at my parent's. everyone's asleep so I'm smoking a joint in my old room and watching Tarzan on a 12" tv.
They must be so glad to have you home...
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