Pretty sure I only gave out my other # though. You know, 777 777-7777
Hahaha. So was it a Freudian slip, or wishful thinking? ;)
Could be either seeing as you're in my phone as "3rd bar" and I couldn't pick you outta a line up.
I just woke up in the coolest sweatsuit i have ever seen..it has cory's name on the tag...do we know a cory?
Yeah, my mom walked in on us. Instead of yelling, she went and hid in the bathroom til we finished. It was pretty classy.
My mom's mothers day present consisted of a card, chocolate and the rose bush I threw up in as I was getting in last night. She loved it.
I woke up hugging a loaf of bread and a water bottle this morning
My face left an imprint in the loaf...
there is mayo everywhere what the fuckkkk
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Yup. We're now banned from TWO of our nation's finest zoos.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
Last night I ate a candle out of a strippers ass.... I guess it was an okay night.
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