I am like the Mr. Miyagi of queefs.
time to smoke my breakfast
I trust that you have thought of something completely illegal for us to do this weekend.
If we both stop thinking about your penis for just a moment, we'd realize it is important and good that you are spending quality time with your family
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
I think if I set up a series of baby gates up the stairs each one more difficult to undo then the last that should be able to stop your drunk vagina.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
My moms new boyfriend looks like Stu Pickles if he was in a biker gang. He gave me free coke though, so come party?
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
They think I fractured my spine while doing your cousin on concrete.
You fell while talking to a cop, then proceeded to acuse him of tripping you... he was arresting you for public intox.
Nope. I'm an adult now. I can successfully avoid to vomit in defiance of the porcelain god\n
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