And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
The fact you even thought licking it would fix it boggles my mind
Well it worked
Not the point
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I just woke up in his house on his bathroom floor with an IV in my arm.
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
He told me that his greatest skill was making White Russians.
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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