An eyelash just fell out into my container of rice. Searching for it, i took a single piece of rice out at a time coming to the coclusion that i should not be this high while eating rice.
How did your new apartment party go last night?
I'm really happy i have a bigger bathroom to puke in.
my way of studying for our final tomorrow: registering online to retake the class in the fall
I usually would've stopped there but I kinda remember opening the bottle of vodka, and we ALL know that's when things go downhill.
This is no lauging matter. Huge cock equals great sex. Marriage to huge cock equals great life.
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
the whole story woulnd't be so depressing if i had made out with ANYONE but the piano player.
You used up your allotted blow job minutes for the month of April last night anyways
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
You sternly pointed at him and declared that you would ride his cock until the early dawn.
Then, you ate a turkey sub, went into his room
I guess she was just worried I'd end up sleeping with you again
It's not too late to disappoint her you know...
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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