I cant believe I just managed to do a drug deal across the country for you...
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
So... I'm really sorry I tried to sell you to random people in cars last night
i guess i called my mom last night. she wasnt nearly as impressed with what we did in the bathroom as i was
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
Woke up with a chicken parm sandwich in my clutch. Aaaand I'm eating it.
I prob couldn't even get his attention if I had a dick growing out of my forehead
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
Stop banging my friends. This is getting weird.
Stop being friends with hot 18 year old girls.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
You were typing for me while I was hyperventilating into a paper bag on the floor.
Virgins should have to wear a badge. This burden is too heavy...
he's like the highest ranking tongue wizard i know.
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