the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
So you really have to stop introducing me to girls and afterwards saying "he has his dick pierced" let them find out for themselves
I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
You would ignore him even if it wasn't NoManUary. It could be the Winter of a Thousand Dicks and you wouldn't talk to that guy.
The Winter of A Thousand Dicks sounds terrifying!!!
I have a fannypack full of condoms and acid. Let's get weird.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
So far today I've found 3.5 million dollars in savings. Pretty sure management is gonna start buying me hookers if getting laid has this much payoff
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
Also, I found your gauge.
I found it under my pillow like a gift from the Sex Fairy.
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
Soooo I think my neighbor just saw me masturbating on my porch
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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