BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Prerry sure I narrowly avoided being tazed by a swat cop last night... But on the up side, we found my purse.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
Woke up with an e-cig stuck in my asshole. Explain.
Odd start to the day - the FBI just showed up at my apartment.
Her hotness level dropped from an 8 to a 2 as soon as I walked into her place. It REEKED of cat piss and there was no litter box and NO CATS.
i swear to god it was like we were fucking in 9 dimensions
It was a strange night. I made out with his college roommate and said "do you care?" beforehand.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
So I might join you on the drunk train on the way to poor decisions.
Greetings from Florida; the armpit of the US, where my 240something lb brother nearly got carried away by some aggressive woodland mosquitoes. I was only spared because they could probably sense I was currently semi-disassociating and would not feel the suffering their presence wrought.
Anyway, how was your day?
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