he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
i was so drunk that there were 2 of her, and i didn't know which one to fuck
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
just when i thought i had forgotten how badthe sex was he comes across campus solely to say hi
Blood and glitter go together right?
You were force feeding yourself jello and you kept repeating, "I will not surrender"
Talked to Nate, told him he was a douche. Will give details when sober. It's ok. You're my best friend together a wolf pack. Olive juice.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
I woke up with $140 in twenties in my bra and have never been more puzzled.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
You know when your cat drags a dead bird into the the house as a present and drops it at your feet looking all pleased because it thinks you'll be pleased? That's what sex with him was like.
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