: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
ive come to realize my hair is a lot like my vagina. i put a bunch of shit in it with no result
Some kid in my class just puked in his backpack, zipped up the backpack, put the backpack on and walked out the door.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
Just so you know, you're MY booty call. Feel degraded.
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
Everyone threw up but him. I took off my shirt because I puked on it. There were also a lot of drag queens involved.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
He's short and fat and honestly I think he's what my self esteem was made for
I need an office. I have big plans. I'm learning spanish this month.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
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