Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
vegan vag taste different. and not a good different
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I should have considered my snorting capabilities before breaking my nose
The sex was so good I went temporarily numb. Slightly embarrassing when she pointed out I was kissing my own arm.
The dog just sneezed and it sounded like a person, after I said bless you I freaked the fuck out and got the gun
Best part about a crippling state-wide drought? Actually having a valid excuse for not showering
Welp, I've officially cried in every Chipotle bathroom in the city. Correlation or causation?
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
When breakfast is a rum &coke at the office Christmas party you know it's gonna be a good day
He said that we couldn't refer to each other as brother and sister anymore cuz we were in no way related and he would love nothing more than to get naked with me.
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