the last thing i remember is fucking her. GAME CHANGER i woke up in another bedroom to her younger sister blowing me
we fucked to don't stop believing. most epic sex EVER.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
You came out of the bathroom, said "I'M DRUNK BUT I REMEMBERED TO WASH MY HANDS!" and then insisted that she smell them.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I was to the point where my socks were drenched in ranch dressing
Just remembered seeing jalepenos in my vomit last night. Reminded me to thank you for sharing your queso with me. You're a good friend.
I'm in the power napping at parties stage of my life
If I get laid dressed as one of the McPoyle twins, I deserve all the medals.
yes and no. im drunk but idk if im "blow marcus" drunk. call in like an hour.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
just woke up and had to check if i still had pants on, i really need to stop drinking
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