Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
I just miserably failed my own drug test. At least I know what a positive will look like when I give them to the employees tomorrow.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
he said he did everything he could to puke on his nurses because they were doing everything wrong
Thats admirable.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
This love triangle bullshit is getting out of hand. It's now a love polygon and I want out
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
90% sure I just sold adderall to my professor
100% proud
You left your pants here again. 4th time in a row. How can you walk home without pants?
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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