Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
An we can hold bottles of vodka in our hands singing yo ho a pirates life for me
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
Well 1) stay calm 2) stay safe 3) drink more
well we started off by chasing vodka with chocolate milk and ended up trying to befriend a crippled raccoon so that should tell you how our night went
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Dude, I'm pretty sure I just drank iced tea last night and yet I'm still hungover. What the fuck is my body anymore ?
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