Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
I feel like abortions should bother me more
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
All semester I have been trying to figure out if this kid in front of me is gay. His cell phone just went off with Britney's "Circus". Case closed.
I'm at taco bell and they have a hiring sign asking "do you like to melt things?" clearly they only want the ambitious.
I introduced him to the male G-Spot. Don't ever tell me I'm not experienced.
She had one drink in her cleavage and another in her hand. She kept rotating between the two by leaning backward and then sipping the one in her hand.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Yeah. I couldn't figure out why my toes hurt. Apparently, the guy I was dancing with, kept running them over with his wheelchair.
I need water and some morals
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
Is it appropriate to be taking shots at 11 on sunday?
Absolutely same thing as church only different
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