You told me you were pretty sure you were god because you knew everything about everyone.
is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
Drunk on an escalator. I fell like 15 flights of stairs without actually moving more than 5 feet.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
When I told her that her boyfriend was making out with another chick, all she said was "which one"
Where is a good place to buy a New Year's outfit that acknowledges I don't have tits but screams I suck dick like a champ?
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
I don't care if he was in that porno. He looked like he knew what he was doing.
The gay is strong with you! You're more concerned about my outfit than my safety.
Speaking of church, everyone showed up to lunch in the dining hall in their Sunday best and I walk in looking homeless bc I just got out of bed. I hate this school.
You used your chihuahua as a pillow screaming "HE'S A PILLOW AND A PET" and proceeded to puke in the dog bed
I just ordered a "football meatlong" from subway
if by making eggnog you mean drinking all the spiced rum, then yes, she's making eggnog
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