Eric just called. Says he's trapped in a cul de sac because the road disappeared. Wants me to tell him what street has the bushes that whisper sweet nothings into you ear and the wobbling purple pokemon. Oh, and a "bigger and better" penis is growing out of his belly button. He took shrooms by the way.
im pretty sure that there was a mint leaf in my poop this morning. i love mojito season.
My dog ate my bag of weed. Thats not the easiest call to the vet to make.
Those former-lesbian gone white-trash bars always seem to be your favorite.
but i got with him after midnight so its technically 2 days
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
Its trashy in the best of ways. Like a stripper working to pay for college.
He blew a load on his roommates pillow just to piss him off. Why did you introduce me to these people?
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
There was confetti in my vomit this morning... Happy New Year!!
The last thing I remember is crying and shaking my head as she was putting salt on my hand. I guess I took the shot
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
The cops spotted my on my walk of shame down the boardwalk and gave me a ride home. I'm starting to make a name for myself here.
but seriously, an anthropology paper shouldn't be hard if you're trashed, right?
It was an interesting experience to have sex while there was a triathlon going on right outside my bedroom window because it sounded like everyone is cheering for you in bed.
How supportive!
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