I am in the checkout line at the dollar store and there is a guy in front of me holding a pregnancy test, a chocolate bar, and fake roses. Champion.
THEY HAVE A VOMIT TROUGH.
What?
A TROUGH FOR VOMIT.
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
the elusive kegmastree, who's mystery is only exceeded by it's power
Your panties and toothbrush are in your mailbox. just not ready to be with anyone serious. take care.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
I swear she looks like a sloth.... I'll toss a coin...
It's called the dick transitive property. It states if you touch a person whilst they touch a dick, you are also touching said dick.
I've seen you dance and let's just say its a good thing you don't have a small dick
third nipple confirmed
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
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