he just referred to himself as the billy mays of his frat.. heres how to order
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
home. puking in laundry basket.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
Sometimes I wish I could peel his face off and use it to take all the money out of his account.
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
She came home wasted 'not wantin to talk about it' so for revenge I woke her up with a dutch oven and she puked all over me and the bed. I can't win.
Dude I told you 22 year olds shouldn't get married
I told her I'd give her some of the cream I was using so she didn't get my warts. That's when I realized I was too drunk.
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
We're at that point in our relationship where sweatpants sex has become acceptable...
That's right. If she can't abide by the rules then she gets booted. It's like survivor booty call edition
The owner of this phone is no longer accepting texts from liars, assholes or married men. You figure out which one applies.
my favorite sex position is the one where no sex actually happens we just get really stoned and eat a lot and watch netflix in the dark
I just used my vibrator to scratch my back. This being single shit is for the birds
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
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