Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
Just saw actual Chinese people doing a Chinese firedrill. Good day.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
Sorry about your blender, your tiolet, your weed, and your dog...
I'm eager to hear this explaination.
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I don't know what you're doing this morning, but obtaining Plan B is my number-one priority.
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
SOME DUDE PUT OUT FOR A MCCHICKEN AND YET YOU STILL WON'T FUCK ME
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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