just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
he is not the type of person you only have sex with once. god adds years to your life every time you sleep with him.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
i jus got home and totaly forgot i had nut all over the back of my shirt
..im mad u rememberd about that
What? Cold floors are soothing when you have a hangover. How am I supposed to pass that up. Even if I'm at my parents house
I left my toothbrush at her house. This is getting way too serious for me.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
I've had balls on my face twice in last 48 hours and I STILL haven't got laid!
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
My mom has had 5 shots of fireball today and she's still functioning normally... She's just extra polite.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
I'm more than my video games and dildo collection
Im just drunk enough to admit that I miss Hannah Montana.
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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