In the future we'll all be gay
im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
My dad walked in on me masturbating in my own apartment.....my own apartment!!
Yes, yes she is. This will teach her not to pull her vibrator out and harass people with it at parties.
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
I wonder what acid is like for a blind person... Can we find this out?
It looks like a tornado ripped through our living room and scattered clothes everywhere.
Count the bras. It was a category 3 whorenado ... I convinced the lesbians to come back to the apartment for a bottle of wine.
gona look into getting a tetanus booster and carrying an adrenaline shot...its going off this weekend
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I mean I'm screaming I love the gays in the middle of Bart so yeah
What made you think singing Silent Night while I was puking was a good idea?!?!
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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