Desperate + desperate does not equal a fun night.
New pre-game routine....wal-mart bathrooms...quality beers for free...hallelujah
I just looked at all of our spring break pictures... there's a guy getting a blow job in the background of the ones on the beach.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
aaaaaand im pretty certain i told that boy i just met that "his balls better be out tomorrow"
The cops said we could pay $250 or spend the night in jail and get 2 free meals. I might pee in mail-boxes more often
We were having sex and his high flatmates stood outside his room playing the guitar and singing Somebody to Love by Justin Beiber. Weirdest night ever.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
She who has the vag holds all the power. He will learn one way or the other.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I just met a drunk old lady with a bedazzled life alert alarm around her neck. I love casinos
Idk if I want to put a bra on
Randomize
