cab driver gave us mini bottles of jd for the ride home & proceeded to run every red light. wonder how many bottles he drank.
i am making flyers for the homeless letting them know about free chipolte day
That shot tasted like Sant Claus came in my mouth. I love the holidays.
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
Just walk straight and zig zag through cars tell you get to the road. That's where I am. Perpendicular to the doors do not make any turns
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
You got the whole drunk bus to sing, "In The Jungle" while conducting with your glowsticks.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
I woke up with masking tape on my nipples this morning........... WHY DO BAD THINGS HAPPEN TO GOOD PEOPLE
So, Kevin dropping me off at urgent care. Seems my tampon slipped out of reach. Even after he tried to get it out with some kitchen tongs.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
I either have a problem or a really good solution... I just ordered my homecoming dress off of a website that sells forplay outfits.
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