Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
Yeah she is in it for the money, wait til she finds out i am broke and the sex doesnt get better
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
it's like her boobs came off with her bra
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
Worst case scenario, I put a giant cork in your vagina so you don't give birth before my birthday
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
Lets just say I tried to pinky promise the cop... So I was fucked up.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
He literally ejaculated and I hit Uber
Come over.
Look lady I can't have sex with you EVERY day. I have things to do.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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