what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
I have a masturbator in my 5th grade class. the teacher told me ever since they caught him humping the desk in 2nd grade, they haven't been able to control him. he's even on medication but he will just do it in class
I didn't notice until this morning that he had a six inch RAT TAIL...
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
The best revenge is premature balding
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I'm posted up in the bathroom at au bon pain, high as balls, experimenting with eyeshadow combinations and listening to 90s jlo. The girl in the stall next to me just plopped a big one and I laughed, hope I ruined her day
I filled two of the glass ornaments in my mom's bathroom last night with vodka. That way no one sees me drinking on Christmas. Alcoholic or genius? All I know it makes bathroom trips frequent and enjoyable.
You know those creepy dolls that look like they are watching you from anywhere in the room? It was like that, but with his penis...
Did you go to church in Texas and sign me up?
You need southern Jesus
An "unreasonable amount of ejaculate" isn't a reason to be angry at me.
the girl next to me was drawing sonic the hedgehog on her exam what the fuck
godspeed
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
Today will be the day I throw up in my backpack in the middle of class
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