4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
It was like fucking a house. Down the chimney. That deep and empty.
we found you in the closet, clutching coats that werent yours for stability
I dare you try and top an Eiffel tower full of Margarita
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
I need to stop going to bars and yelling "I could be teaching your kids one day, bitches!"
High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
it went ok. then he slept in a parking lot and took me out for a picnic the next day. boys are confusing.
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
Do thigh high boots and a ball gag count as a costume?
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