lets start a swedish sibling band together
So there is a guy driving a robot around the college of engineering selling energy drinks
I woke up with my left arm looking like it got mauled by a lion. Oo and she said someone broke her car window.
Just realized these events may be related.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
I got out of bed with her to go smoke a bowl with her roommate which was fine but I passed out when I went upstairs to take a piss.
Yeah.. she's probably not gonna call.
How did a couple beers and monopoly turn into a bottle of vodka and throwing eggs at eachother in the kitchen?
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Let me tell you the story of bicurious george
He sent a video of him jacking off....class will be awkward tomorrow
Holy Hangover.. I'm marrying whoever put this water by my bed
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
He just texted me asking for his shirt back and I said I didn't have it and then I ran into him 5 minutes later while wearing the said shirt
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