Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
Just fyi NOT a good idea to drunkenly insert your NuvaRing after chopping jalepeno peppers
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
you asked a group of latinas stood by the bar to hold a minutes silence for ugly betty getting cancelled. that drunk.
Just walked by a group of guys calling out walks of shame with a mega phone from their front porch.
he just left. I blew him in my kitchen while my parents slept down the hall. Welcome back home!
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
Romantic bubble bath turned into splash war. We can't be adults about anything.
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Drinking vodka and pirating music in the library. Welcome to finals week.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
so apparently over the course of the night my roommate and i had sex in exactly the same spot. ps the downstairs sink needs cleaning.
Can you face time me. I need to know if this pill is xanex or ecstasy
Randomize
