Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
we ended up doing shots out of those medicine cups..swine flu finally did something good for me
He passed out drunk on top of me. Fully erect. Still inside me. Woke up like 1 minute later, and continued.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
So after I was tied with a feather boa he left me there with KFC and cherry coke
Yeah we can't find him. He left a note saying he left and isn't that drunk with what appears to be an attempt at the quadratic formula for proof. He also wrote down his number and left his phone by the note
he was definitely TRYING to give me herpes.
BUT YOU MUST FINISH YOUR QUEST
TO FIND THE HOLY GRAIL
AND GET DRUNK OFF YOUR ASS BY DRINKING OUT OF IT
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
My sober self will be embarrassed tomorrow. For now I am laughing my ass off.
Hypothetically speaking, when I get a sugar glider would it be frowned upon to bring it Ito classes with me in m pocket?
We need to stop going on dates to the strip club.
He and I tag each other in memes all day. You could say it's getting pretty serious.
my ex logged me out of his netflix so im gonna fuck his bestfriend as revenge
Randomize
