Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
eating taco bell the same day as formal = probably a bad idea
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I bought a nasal spray, my nose needs to be in order by the weekend
Disney World has no open container laws. Ohmygod this place is even cooler than it was when I was ten.
You seriously looked at the house acorss the street and implied that you thought they had nice Easters.
He will not just "come" out of the closet. He will fall out, 69ing me, with two fingers in his starving asshole, wearing cum splattered lady gaga sunglasses, weeping.
That was the greatest thing i have ever read.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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