I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
i'm not the one sitting naked in my room playing with my boobs and a cat.
You were making dinosaur noises while jerking me off..
By the way, turns out "Danny B" is his penis. Not his cousin. I was right.
It is official. It's the year of doin married chicks. Similar to the year of virgins but without all the baggage.
I dreampt that we were shooting zombies while we having sex. Is that normal?
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I say this out of love and friendship. Eat ice cream not the d.
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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