Well, I fucked her. But the sex wasn't all that great. Morning sex never is
whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
he'll be my respectable boyfriend for tksgiving and i'll be his non-slutty girlfriend for christmas.
and then ....
he stays my gay friend and my parents think i'm not a slut.
Beer Popsicles are better in theory
So the chick throws up over the rail from the 15th floor at the sky bar and I knew I would take her back to my hotel.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He tried to use a signal flare to light the bong
And?
He melted the stem
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
Is it unethical to trim my bush hair with the scissors from my office?
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
You grabbed the hot guy that was making out with his girlfriend all night, slurred "I need to borrow this" then shoved your hand down his pants. All because you thought your ex walked into the bar. It was majestic in its shitshowness.
Just walked by the neighbors and they are definitely butt naked sitting on a bed, watching Netflix, baked out of their minds, with the blinds open.
Welcome to Bellingham.
MY COWORKER IS ATTRACTIVE AND I DROPPED A SONIC THE HEDGEHOG JOKE IN CONVERSATION I FUCKED UP
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
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