we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
Saw an eatery called Rusty Taco. That sooo could be me.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
i feel like i am carryihg a baby. a baby made of alcohol.
you know who we are? We're the female white stoner version of Kenan and Kel.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
First you say "it can't get any worse" and the next thing you know you've shat yourself on Christmas Eve.
I feel like I should throw some tampons around my workspace so everyone will know what's really going on
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
This guy kept trying to use "see? I'm clean. Cleared by the plasma place today." as a pick up line. This is not okay.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
Which one of you drunk assholes put a parental lock on my cable box last night? More importantly, what's the pin? I'm missing the UK game.
Should I put the money for my dealer in a Christmas card? You know, make it more frstive?
You have ten minutes starting with this message to get here. Or I'm putting my clothes back on.
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