You're completely useless in the revolution.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
Everything we own is covered in grass and KY
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
incase your class ends early, there are three naked guys in our room. but don't get too excited, they're all gay.
well i fell out of the hot tub and tumbled down the hill and kicked a plant in the process.
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I'm praying that the company stray cat shows up tomorrow. I think I may have hit it while leaving Friday. Nobody will believe it was an accident after I hit the last one.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
He named his newborn baby after a character in the Hobbit and that is literally keeping me up at night.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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