I have to decide between the hot young blond with no apparent gag reflex, and the brunette with a great ass and a trust fund.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
The crowing achievement of my life is still the time I made a 3 course meal out of things I found in the dumpster.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
It's a special occasion. Hence the 151.
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
Have you ever had one of those moments when you kept whispering to yourself "I'm not a slut, I'm not a slut..."?
So if I tell her fire is hot and it will burn her... she's probably just going to keep throwing her vagina at it huh?
Look on the bright side, one day you will get to tell your grandkids how grandpappy got roofied on his 21st and woke up in a for sale house missing his shoes
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
According to my snapchat story, I tore a fake wig off a security guard and ran away with it.
When you wake up on the bus on 139th but you're staying at 6th
133 to go
The man sent me a video of him doing the helicopter, the least I can do is go visit him in the hospital
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