ParTy fuckkin suckkkks bro I gotta fid sum biTch 2 leT me fire sum loadz on her FACE!
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Nah, but can you imagine if I were seriously like that?
But I don't consider them one night stands. They're auditions.
drinking steel reserve before noon and watching the price is right... 211... bet i pass out before then.
Seriously though, we're going to drink and watch Survivor first one to puke gets voted off the island
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
there are casual beer cans in all of the public trashes, i belong here
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
It's one am and you're asking me if you should buy a plane ticket for a booty call.
I have a whole new respect for her. She chugged half a bottle of jack daniels, and then peed all over his wall. Serves him right.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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