whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
it was like eating out sand paper
you can't exactly throw up or pass out at the pentagon so i had to pull my shit together
Since when does a beard not count as proof of age at the liquor store?
Well.. considering he unknowingly dated a prostitute, I consider myself the winner in that break up.
Just pure bliss will emerge from Charles, my tranny bong.
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
my spring break was before theirs and i literally fed him vodka all week, only stopping for class and bowls. like handles. i cant even think anymore, that chastity belt was hard to get off,
Just lectured your brother about using condoms when hooking up with girls he meets online. I should be a fucking life coach
My neck is PURPLE. This is NOT a good day to be indoctrinated by the cardinal...
We had sex on the playground and then walked around his neighborhood grading houses based on their Christmas decorations
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
Juice tastes so weird without alcohol
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