i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
I had it in my eyebrows, my bangs, under one eye, and across both cheeks. Congratulations on the successful and elusive warpaint cumshot.
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
I'd like to be considered more than just his fuck buddy thanks. IVE BEEN RISKING PREGNANCY FOR SEVEN GODDAMN MONTHS I DESERVE THE TITLE OF GIRLFRIEND
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Lol. No. We cannot eat chicken while we have sex. No.
I almost lit my balls on fire tonight.
WHEN DO I FOLLOW THESE PEOPLE. I WOKE UP THIS MORNING &FOUND TWEETS FROM ILLUMINATI AND "hot shot 6th grader"
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
just sex-dialed 911. that's 34 seconds of dignity i will never get back.
Steve, that episode of cops where your dealer rear-ended that family is on again.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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