In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
she was throwing up and singing "I HAD a feeling that tonight was going to be a good good night." And yeah she was still in her dress.
she spent the whole night flailing her arms because "primates are the only species who can move their arms like that and we shouldn't waste it"
just found gum connecting my sunglasses to my floor board. you don't want to know where else it was.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
We literally solved our fight using cat pictures on Instagram. True love.
Uhm I have a bottle of tequila, a gallon of orange juice, and leggings. Now ask me again how hard im going? And that doesn't cover tomorrow.
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
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