this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
i'm sending her a home depot gift card for the hole i put in her wall. call it good?
I just found out why they dont make table-dance tables out of glass.
My roommate still talks on AIM. What is this middle school?
watchout when you come home, dougs at the top of the stairs naked eating doritos
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
why is there blood on my car? and are we still friends?
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
I'm just waking up. I awoke in a towel (I must have showered at some point),i also found a half eaten McChicken in my bed and vomit in the toilet. Seems like I'm winning at life
Remember that time I came to London for 4 hours, got hammered, cried for an hour and then left.
Come cuddle! I'll be passed out somewhere in the library. It'll be like a scavenger hunt!
I'm just trying to figure out the reason why humans wear socks....
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