awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
He dated me before I started drinking. I feel like he deserves a consolation bj for all the effort he had to put in to get in my pants.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
on a brighter note, the strip club found my atm card
Sometimes one must go to great lengths and make great sacrifices to get drunk. I willingly accept the challenge.
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
Oh my fucking god I saw the pictures. What the mother fucking fuck. Destroy the pictures. Destroy the fucking pictures.
Please confirm the destruction of the pictures. NOW.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I have finally found someone I enjoy for reasons that do not necessarily include his dick
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
As in, legitimately worried. You just sent me a 6 message long text that did not contain any complete words.
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