Its about making memories worth repressing
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
The bouncer said he wanted to but BBQ sauce on my legs. That Mystic tan has already paid for itself.
There is too much vodka and too much dick.
So, we're going at it on the sink when a German kid walks in and starts brushing his teeth. I love hostel sex.
its not a holiday until ive ruined the family picture because im drunk
He screamed "Hug me!" and dove into the bushes. How he gets laid every weekend is beyond me.
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Night just started and I've already seen a woman headbutt a brick wall. Unintentionally. Epic to say the least
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
It's not a walk of shame if you run
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
Randomize
