i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I think you came in my ear last night and I had to pick it out infront of my kids in class today
He managed to completely creep out every girl I was with last night. It was almost inspiring how efficient it was.
I told him I'd rather have sex with his father last night. I'll admit now that I was drunk.
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
I'm driving while wearing hulk hands
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
The number of times I have seen your cock and the number of times I have wanted to see your cock are different!
You're asking your pregnant booty call to go to a funeral with you?
What alcohol should i drink Saturday to completely hate life?
We played table tennis, but used tv remotes taped to our foreheads instead of paddles. Every time your opponent scored you took a shot. I'm the current champion as of last night.
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
Okay, since we're going to be living together and I'm obviously better than you at everything, I have one single simple rule that I want you to follow: DO. NOT. FUCK WITH ME.
How's work going?
Boring. I have a cat on a leash right now
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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